lu·di·crous • [loo-di-kruh s]:
adjective
1. Broadly or extravagantly humorous; resembling farce
2. Laughable or hilarious because of obvious absurdity or incongruity.
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Well, no news is no news my friends. Nothin’ doin over here. Well, at least with my body. What is just AWESOME though, is that yesterday we took a walk and then when we came home I had to pee something fierce. I sat on the toilet and guess what? Do you see it coming? My girth coupled with the ancientness of our outmoded plumbing? It caused a teeny tiny little pipe to pop and spray out water everywhere. To be fair, I leaned back on the bowl because I was tired and whatever, but, but, but! Of course it had to be the toilet that actually works in our house. Of course it had to be the one in the bathroom that is bigger than a breadbox, not the one where you have to take your shoes off to even fit inside.

Brett temporarily fixed the problem with some stuff from Home Depot, but the toilet is unusable for the moment. So today, instead of just focusing on staring at my belly and forcing that silly baby out, we have to find a plumber who will come out on a Sunday.

To that, I say a very loud and resounding BOO.