http://www.twocheeseballs.com/blog Mon, 26 May 2008 06:28:11 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en DUDES! You aren't gonna believe it, but I am picking up and movin' on over to my other website Bucktooth Mama. So change your bookmarks or feeds or whatever, and come on over to http://www.bucktoothmama.com/blog . I promise there are no pictures of babies jumping out of crotches over there. ... http://www.twocheeseballs.com/blog/?p=135 It's been a week since we went to the ER. Olive shows no signs of illness and seems to be doing well. I on the other hand am run down. Olive turned a month old the day we went to the ER, we have had a whole month of living ... http://www.twocheeseballs.com/blog/?p=134 So there is this Mother's Day ad that Juicy Juice is running. It tells us that, "Motherhood means ponytails are even." The ad goes on to say a bunch of other asinine stuff is what "motherhood" means. What they don't tell you, is that motherhood means being scared a whole ... http://www.twocheeseballs.com/blog/?p=133 I am sitting here, on my bed, with two little people asleep on me. It's the best time of the day, because I can stare at both of them, study their faces and imagine what is coming next. It's pretty swell. http://www.twocheeseballs.com/blog/?p=132 I always have these dreams where I can fly. I have this special move, in my dreams, that propels me right into the sky. It's a cross between a kick and that disco move where you roll your hands around each other, except it is done with my legs. You ... http://www.twocheeseballs.com/blog/?p=131 The past two weeks have gone by rather quickly. We have been living through a mountain of dirty diapers and laundry. Why is it so easy to forget the burdens of having a newborn around? It must be one of those evolutionary things that makes it so you breed ... http://www.twocheeseballs.com/blog/?p=129 I so genuinely would like to update, but I'm drowning in a sea of diapers and snot rags. Sadie has caught a cold and Olive lives her life by the maxim "food in, food out." The wiping of all of these orifices leaves little time for the internet, too bad ... http://www.twocheeseballs.com/blog/?p=128 The past few days have been long, long and filled with the most gigantic breasts you could ever imagine. Really. The engorgement of my chest is not a comfortable feeling, and I am only barely able to even reach my arms around my breasts to reach the keyboard to type ... http://www.twocheeseballs.com/blog/?p=127 Of course I have an earworm for this auspicious event: Yesterday I heard this song a million times, it kept repeating on my ipod during labor, and early this morning while I watched Brett & the baby sleep: http://www.twocheeseballs.com/blog/?p=126 First of all, an observation: Who knew that internet p0rn & having a baby would develop the same skill? I am typing this one handed right now, and doing a first rate job, if I may say so myself. In my right arm I am holding a swaddled, sleeping BABY! ... http://www.twocheeseballs.com/blog/?p=125